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GreyAcumen

Do you have any rituals you always perform before or after fapping??? Be honest because we are all friends here.
I personally set out what I need to clean up after. I keep it close so when its time to get busy I am ready. I also buy lotion and get my favorite anime on with nothing but the hottrest girls on it.
What do you do???Anyone like me???

puff

put lotion on my hands and feet and do a yoga pose to rub my feet and hands on my nuts at the same time like Buddha,then i put the lotion in the basket.Thanks for asking!

Dr Flibble

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Now it places the lotion in the basket.
It places the lotion in the basket.
Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

Littleg

I had no idea that the Portuguese Air Force had rituals. This sounds disturbing and sinister and should be investigated.

In summary, here is a picture of a red panda:

GreyAcumen

Well said I did not expect you to be one of those types!!!

Dr Flibble said:
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Now it places the lotion in the basket.
It places the lotion in the basket.
Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

Crymzen

the hell!? this forum gets wierder and wierder everyday x_x

DarkAssassin236

Absolutely disgusting.

Gonzo

First day back in a while. I remember now why I don't frequent forums.

Chip

Gonzo said:
First day back in a while. I remember now why I don't frequent forums.

Please don't paint the entire forum with the same brush, Grey is just a little weird.

puff

Dr Flibble said:
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Now it places the lotion in the basket.
It places the lotion in the basket.
Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

*tucks penis between legs*

XxBarretxX

Lock the door and lower the volume.

GreyAcumen

Lots of good answers here you know what I say
KEEP EM CUMMIN

gilligan

Shake it till I dont need to anymore, then put on or pull up my pants.

GreyAcumen

A good start!!!

gilligan said:
Shake it till I dont need to anymore, then put on or pull up my pants.

Fandango

So no one else here is into underage, gay, hermaphrodite porn, pentagrams and poo poo?

GreyAcumen

I am a fan of the pentagram

Fandango said:
So no one else here is into underage, gay, hermaphrodite porn, pentagrams and poo poo?

Fandango

Sweet, where do you get your baby fetus’ from?

GreyAcumen

I do not think you know hwat a pentagram is for
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentagram

Fandango said:
Sweet, where do you get your baby fetus’ from?

Fandango

I do too know what a pentagram is; perhaps you dont know how to use them properly? Do you like to lick the cold dead eyes or little anus' of the fetus' first Grey? Me, I lick the eyes!

GreyAcumen

Thats just gross and not what this is about

Fandango said:
I do too know what a pentagram is; perhaps you dont know how to use them properly? Do you like to lick the cold dead eyes or little anus' of the fetus' first Grey? Me, I lick the eyes!

Fandango

Fucking amateur – if you don’t want to know, don’t ask the question!

Eidelon

Fandango said:
Fucking amateur – if you don’t want to know, don’t ask the question!

I'm with Fandango here. If you ask a stupid question you tend to get a stupid answer Grey, you of all people should know this. Nice one Fandango lol! :D

AshGooner

Kitchen roll > toilet tissue. Just sayin'.

powerpc127

Here's a question for you all. The lights are on and the porn is already open. Do you get up and turn the lights off or just go for it?

gilligan

Im not thinking about lights unless the blinds are up

CapnRedChops

My ritual is to say to your Mum, "Just back off, I can do it myself!"

CRC

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