Fapping Rituals!!!
  • GreyAcumenGreyAcumen
    Do you have any rituals you always perform before or after fapping??? Be honest because we are all friends here.
    I personally set out what I need to clean up after. I keep it close so when its time to get busy I am ready. I also buy lotion and get my favorite anime on with nothing but the hottrest girls on it.
    What do you do???Anyone like me???
  • puffpuff
    put lotion on my hands and feet and do a yoga pose to rub my feet and hands on my nuts at the same time like Buddha,then i put the lotion in the basket.Thanks for asking!
  • Dr FlibbleDr Flibble
    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
    Now it places the lotion in the basket.
    It places the lotion in the basket.
    Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
  • LittlegLittleg
    I had no idea that the Portuguese Air Force had rituals. This sounds disturbing and sinister and should be investigated.

    In summary, here is a picture of a red panda:
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  • GreyAcumenGreyAcumen
    Well said I did not expect you to be one of those types!!!
    Dr Flibble said:
    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
    Now it places the lotion in the basket.
    It places the lotion in the basket.
    Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
  • CrymzenCrymzen
    the hell!? this forum gets wierder and wierder everyday x_x
  • DarkAssassin236DarkAssassin236
    Absolutely disgusting.
  • GonzoGonzo
    First day back in a while. I remember now why I don't frequent forums.
  • ChipChip
    Gonzo said:
    First day back in a while. I remember now why I don't frequent forums.

    Please don't paint the entire forum with the same brush, Grey is just a little weird.
  • puffpuff
    Dr Flibble said:
    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
    Now it places the lotion in the basket.
    It places the lotion in the basket.
    Put the fucking lotion in the basket!


    *tucks penis between legs*
  • XxBarretxXXxBarretxX
    Lock the door and lower the volume.
  • GreyAcumenGreyAcumen
    Lots of good answers here you know what I say
    KEEP EM CUMMIN
  • gilligangilligan
    Shake it till I dont need to anymore, then put on or pull up my pants.
  • GreyAcumenGreyAcumen
    A good start!!!
    gilligan said:
    Shake it till I dont need to anymore, then put on or pull up my pants.
  • FandangoFandango
    So no one else here is into underage, gay, hermaphrodite porn, pentagrams and poo poo?
  • GreyAcumenGreyAcumen
    I am a fan of the pentagram
    Fandango said:
    So no one else here is into underage, gay, hermaphrodite porn, pentagrams and poo poo?
  • FandangoFandango
    Sweet, where do you get your baby fetus’ from?
  • GreyAcumenGreyAcumen
    I do not think you know hwat a pentagram is for
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentagram
    Fandango said:
    Sweet, where do you get your baby fetus’ from?
  • FandangoFandango
    I do too know what a pentagram is; perhaps you dont know how to use them properly? Do you like to lick the cold dead eyes or little anus' of the fetus' first Grey? Me, I lick the eyes!
  • GreyAcumenGreyAcumen
    Thats just gross and not what this is about
    Fandango said:
    I do too know what a pentagram is; perhaps you dont know how to use them properly? Do you like to lick the cold dead eyes or little anus' of the fetus' first Grey? Me, I lick the eyes!
  • FandangoFandango
    Fucking amateur – if you don’t want to know, don’t ask the question!
  • EidelonEidelon
    Fandango said:
    Fucking amateur – if you don’t want to know, don’t ask the question!


    I'm with Fandango here. If you ask a stupid question you tend to get a stupid answer Grey, you of all people should know this. Nice one Fandango lol! :D
  • AshGoonerAshGooner
    Kitchen roll > toilet tissue. Just sayin'.
  • powerpc127powerpc127
    Here's a question for you all. The lights are on and the porn is already open. Do you get up and turn the lights off or just go for it?
  • gilligangilligan
    Im not thinking about lights unless the blinds are up
  • CapnRedChopsCapnRedChops
    My ritual is to say to your Mum, "Just back off, I can do it myself!"

    CRC
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