Have you ever masturbated/fucked in a public place?
  • I'm curious. When I was in high school, a guy I know who was a really freak was caught masturbating in the bathroom at school. Apparently he was making some pretty interesting noises and that's how he got caught.

    I can't help but think "I would never do that outside my own house," but I've heard from people who have jacked off in public restrooms or outside get a hardcore rush.

    I've fucked in a tent in a campground before. I didn't really get the rush though; I was too worried at being caught.
  • Hardly masturbate anymore + still a virgin. Never done either. :)
  • I would never masturbate in public, anywhere that isn't my room or shower is a no no, plus the me still being a virgin thing means a big no to the thread question.
  • A friend of mine use to be a lab consultant in the University's library and they frequently caught students in there masturbating in front the computer. One of them was even my boss' kid. I guess the lab consultants had a code word they could tell him that meant he needed to stop and leave now. Crazy!
  • The very first time I did it was on the beach when I was 8 or 9. I have done it in my car. And had sex in a tent.
    a friend of mine was caught having sex on our other friends driveway. Not in a car just laying down on the blacktop.
    i walked by a couple having sex on the beach a few years ago while walking my dog.
  • gilligan said:
    The very first time I did it was on the beach when I was 8 or 9. I have done it in my car. And had sex in a tent.
    a friend of mine was caught having sex on our other friends driveway. Not in a car just laying down on the blacktop.
    i walked by a couple having sex on the beach a few years ago while walking my dog.


    I completely forgot about Beach-Fuckers. Living in the cold doesn't get me to the beach very often, but I have been to SoCal and saw people doing in there at night. I guess it's not as crazy as I thought.

    I can't imagine beach fucking is any fun. The sand and the potential friction? Plus all the germs?

    "I thought my girlfriend was really getting into it, but it turns out a seagul was flying overhead and crapped on my chest."
  • germs? Jeez we've come a long way from our caves.

    CRC
  • gilligan said:
    The very first time I did it was on the beach when I was 8 or 9.

    I hope you mean masturbate and not have sex, it happens I know but, having sex at 8 is fucked up.
  • [video]http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/video-breakdown---handy-in-the-park---uncensored[/video]

    something like this?

    Couldn't find the original video, this one has some commentary from Tosh
  • Chip said:
    I hope you mean masturbate and not have sex, it happens I know but, having sex at 8 is fucked up.

    That was why I specified the only time I had sex outdoors was in a tent. So yeah .
  • HELL no. The craziest thing I ever did.... well I'm no lady but I'm still not telling. It's private.

    I used to take the bus a lot in my hometown well, because at the time I was a teenager and I had no money for a car.

    I saw enough sex on public transit to fill a porn channel. Nevermind the assholes that'd come there just to publicly brush up against you. Let me tell you, you can try not to watch but it's pretty much impossible once you realise the train wreck that's in progress, even if it's only like a 'are they doing what I think they're doing....yup they sure are' moment. *Shudders* I mean, jesus. I don't care if you like to get your freak on in public but for the love of christ, not in front of young people that's just disgusting.

    That whole experience gave me an intense dislike for anything too public.... for myself. I'm a very private person in general. Doing things in public makes me very uncomfortable.
  • lol now everybody's gonna be gettin on you to tell :)
  • Have you ever masturbated/fucked in a public place?


    I think their doin it right now in the next (political) thread!! *shhhh!* don't bug them!! We're all better off that way, they got a lot of anxiety to blow off.
  • Grade 6 some kid was beating off on the school bus during a field trip. He even tried getting some of the other kids to do it.
  • I am not going to tell everything but yeah I have had sex in public before... been caught several times as well. That was in my younger years though. I do not think that I would do that again. I think that the worse one was when I was on a Church camp out... the young woman's leaders were not happy with me at all. There was another time that was very embarrassing. I was in the 7th grade at the time and I was ditching class with my bf and we went to a park that was not far from the school. Did not know that some of the teachers took their break in that park and there is nothing worse than getting caught by teachers. Now I think that the most public that I will get is forgetting to shut the blinds in my bedroom.
  • Oh god no. I know some people get off on the idea because it's risky and taboo, but I would be too paranoid to even think of it. Plus, everyone has a camera phone these days, don't people consider the fact that their business can be posted for all the world to see? Unless you plan on becoming an infamous celebrity, why would you even??
  • jaded_sapphire said:
    I am not going to tell everything but yeah I have had sex in public before... been caught several times as well. That was in my younger years though. I do not think that I would do that again. I think that the worse one was when I was on a Church camp out... the young woman's leaders were not happy with me at all. There was another time that was very embarrassing. I was in the 7th grade at the time and I was ditching class with my bf and we went to a park that was not far from the school. Did not know that some of the teachers took their break in that park and there is nothing worse than getting caught by teachers. Now I think that the most public that I will get is forgetting to shut the blinds in my bedroom.


    Now that's a REAL woman! lol not condoning anything (or CONDOMing...) but when she know what she wants she takes it!

    (BTW this whole post was just me being stupid xD what you do or don't do with yourself is -generally- your business I don't care if you do or not :/ at church camp might be a little... but)
  • I used to work in a movie theater as Supervisor. One day while working the guest services booth me and one of the shift managers hear an usher screaming over the radio "Tuberculosis!!! OH MY GOD In Heaven Its Pandemonium! Tuberculosis man, They be Tuberculosis!" So the manager, a security guard and like 3 other ushers run down the hall to see what was going on. a few minutes later they come back to guest services with this look on their face like "That boy ain't right" apparently the usher had walked into do a screen check in one of the theaters and had happened on a couple lesbians going at it and lost his shit.

    Bout 15 minutes later the general manager of the theater comes down from his office and no more then enters the men's room turns around comes up to me all face palmed and shaking his head and tells me "Have an usher block the restroom, and when the idiot inside finishes send him up to my office."

    The GM had walked in on the very same usher in the middle of the open area of the restroom openly "polishing his knob".

    The real sad part of it is that this was one of the least fracked up things that happened there.

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