Fapping Rituals!!!
  • Do you have any rituals you always perform before or after fapping??? Be honest because we are all friends here.
    I personally set out what I need to clean up after. I keep it close so when its time to get busy I am ready. I also buy lotion and get my favorite anime on with nothing but the hottrest girls on it.
    What do you do???Anyone like me???
  • put lotion on my hands and feet and do a yoga pose to rub my feet and hands on my nuts at the same time like Buddha,then i put the lotion in the basket.Thanks for asking!
  • It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
    Now it places the lotion in the basket.
    It places the lotion in the basket.
    Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
  • I had no idea that the Portuguese Air Force had rituals. This sounds disturbing and sinister and should be investigated.

    In summary, here is a picture of a red panda:
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  • Well said I did not expect you to be one of those types!!!
    Dr Flibble said:
    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
    Now it places the lotion in the basket.
    It places the lotion in the basket.
    Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
  • the hell!? this forum gets wierder and wierder everyday x_x
  • Absolutely disgusting.
  • First day back in a while. I remember now why I don't frequent forums.
  • Gonzo said:
    First day back in a while. I remember now why I don't frequent forums.

    Please don't paint the entire forum with the same brush, Grey is just a little weird.
  • Dr Flibble said:
    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
    Now it places the lotion in the basket.
    It places the lotion in the basket.
    Put the fucking lotion in the basket!


    *tucks penis between legs*
  • Lock the door and lower the volume.
  • Lots of good answers here you know what I say
    KEEP EM CUMMIN
  • Shake it till I dont need to anymore, then put on or pull up my pants.
  • A good start!!!
    gilligan said:
    Shake it till I dont need to anymore, then put on or pull up my pants.
  • So no one else here is into underage, gay, hermaphrodite porn, pentagrams and poo poo?
  • I am a fan of the pentagram
    Fandango said:
    So no one else here is into underage, gay, hermaphrodite porn, pentagrams and poo poo?
  • Sweet, where do you get your baby fetus’ from?
  • I do not think you know hwat a pentagram is for
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentagram
    Fandango said:
    Sweet, where do you get your baby fetus’ from?
  • I do too know what a pentagram is; perhaps you dont know how to use them properly? Do you like to lick the cold dead eyes or little anus' of the fetus' first Grey? Me, I lick the eyes!
  • Thats just gross and not what this is about
    Fandango said:
    I do too know what a pentagram is; perhaps you dont know how to use them properly? Do you like to lick the cold dead eyes or little anus' of the fetus' first Grey? Me, I lick the eyes!
  • Fucking amateur – if you don’t want to know, don’t ask the question!
  • Fandango said:
    Fucking amateur – if you don’t want to know, don’t ask the question!


    I'm with Fandango here. If you ask a stupid question you tend to get a stupid answer Grey, you of all people should know this. Nice one Fandango lol! :D
  • Kitchen roll > toilet tissue. Just sayin'.
  • Here's a question for you all. The lights are on and the porn is already open. Do you get up and turn the lights off or just go for it?
  • Im not thinking about lights unless the blinds are up
  • My ritual is to say to your Mum, "Just back off, I can do it myself!"

    CRC

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