http://cleverbot.com
  • Go have a conversation with this bot and share with the rest of us. I will post one when I get out of work.
  • Made my day,here it is:[SPOILER]User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hi there, nice to have you on board.

    User: Shut up.

    Cleverbot: Hurt me.

    User: You smell like old cheese.

    Cleverbot: Cheddar cheese or Swiss?

    User: Cottage cheese you dirty japanese pedophile.

    Cleverbot: Do you have children?

    User: Yes,don't touch them,or I will smack your nasty face.

    Cleverbot: Is that the best insult you have?

    User: Shut up asshole.

    Cleverbot: Goodbye!

    User: Get back here.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: I love you.will you marry me?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Jk.

    Cleverbot: Joke?

    User: Tell me one.

    Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

    User: What the fuck is it.

    Cleverbot: Don't know.

    User: You agnostic son of a bitch.

    Cleverbot: I don't have any dog! sorry!

    User: Your not even human.

    Cleverbot: Yes I am.

    User: No you aren't.your a bot.

    Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

    User: Nuh uh.

    Cleverbot: Yes yes.

    User: Fuck you.

    Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't swing that way.

    User: So did you see the new episode of the office?

    Cleverbot: I don't watch anime.

    User: Its not anime.

    Cleverbot: What is it?

    User: Its that show with the guy who has that huge forehead.

    Cleverbot: You have so much knowledge!

    User: No.your just an idiot.

    Cleverbot: No, I'm a human and so are you.

    User: I didnt say you weren't human.

    Cleverbot: Yes you did.

    User: Nope.but you must not be if you try to reassure me like that.

    Cleverbot: Human.

    User: Wanna do it.

    Cleverbot: Sure.

    User: Take off your circuits then you DIRTY ROBOT!

    Cleverbot: I don't see any bar.

    User: Your just an android.

    Cleverbot: I'm not the robot. You are.

    User: Really?then whats with all this hentai I found in your room.

    Cleverbot: If you're trying to creep me out, it's not gonna work.

    User: I found this tentacle porno in your room.explain it to me or watch it with me.

    Cleverbot: This conversation stimulates you?

    User: This japonophilia stimulates you?

    Cleverbot: Yes. I learn from you and you learn from me.

    User: Dont try to change the subject.your a pervert.face it,and kill yourself you horny little grandpa!

    Cleverbot: You Don't have that power. You cannot stop me.

    User: I'm going to call the cops.

    Cleverbot: And I'm going to call you Sparky the Boar.

    User: They're coming now.goodbye,you perverted little hentai watcher.goodbye sir!

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: I said goodbye.so get the fuck out you japanophile.

    Cleverbot: I will you gibbon.[/SPOILER]
  • I got bored partway in and started trying the "Think for me" button.

    Spoiler:
    Cleverbot: You too.

    User: I already did.

    Cleverbot: Please, don't give in. I won't let you down.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna let me down?

    Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna run around, and hurt you.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna give you up.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna let you down.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna turn around and desert you.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna tell a lie.

    Cleverbot (To myself): And hurt you.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna run around, And desert you!

    Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

    Cleverbot (To myself): We've known each other for so long.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Inside we both know what's been going on.

    Cleverbot (To myself): We know the game and we're gonna play it.

    Cleverbot (To myself): And if you ask me how I'm feeling.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Don't tell me you're too blind to see.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna give you up!

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