Ventrilo Chat Oddities
  • Post anything funny and worthwhile from Ventrilo chat here. This needs not explaining. I know I should say something more not to look like a lazy person, but really, what is there to say?

    MidnightSun: You're just saying things now.
    Cloudenvy: See, that's not being rational MidnightSun
    Cloudenvy: That's being pesimistic, and a dumb face D:<<br />MidnightSun: Nah, that's being pussy.
    Cloudenvy: -_-
    MidnightSun: With all respect, pussies can be a very positive thing.
    Cloudenvy: .......
    Cloudenvy: You need help.
    MidnightSun: That was an outstanding strategical move at a critical juncture, sir.
    Cloudenvy: You think that being pesimistic is being a pussy...
    Cloudenvy: Or being pussy, as you put it
    MidnightSun: No, I'm just saying things now =D



    Winsord: Cloud, you'll get like $5 for Prototype :S
    Cloudenvy: I'll get more
    Eastman: sell online
    MidnightSun: He'll get more, he knows stupid people.
    MidnightSun: :P
  • No Ventrilo mention is complete without the original, the greatest, the most well-known Ventrilo moment.

    Hardon day.

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  • 07/16 18:33:50 Cloudenvy: When I was a child I thought I was a big lady bug
    07/16 18:33:54 Cloudenvy: Who could shoot shit
    07/16 18:33:58 GoodEnoughForMe: Ergo Proxy portrays it's messages through the entirety of the show
    07/16 18:34:00 Cloudenvy: D:<<br />07/16 18:34:01 Cloudenvy: BUT
    07/16 18:34:06 Cloudenvy: BIG LADY BUG PS1 GAEM
  • I've got nothing, but I'll keep an eye out.
  • Winsord: Hullo.
    Tarnak: Hello.
    MidnightSun: Tharnak
    MidnightSun: Sounds like an orc warlord.
    MidnightSun: I like it.
    Tarnak: ...
    Tarnak: You know.
    Tarnak: I'll give you the benefit of the doubt so far so for now i like you.
    MidnightSun: Yes, chieftain.
  • Recently over shoutbox.

    [16:48] whatthefbomb: Yay! My sister's gonna be here on Sunday!
    [17:14] MidnightSun: Is she hot?
    [17:26] whatthefbomb: Wow, that's kinda messed up.
    [17:38] Chip: Don't avoid the question. Is she hot?
    [17:45] Plankton: Is she over age?
    [18:20] gamersrule23: hey hey now. Is she hot AND over age?
    [18:45] Blaze: For your sisters safety i advice you to answer no whatthefbomb
  • 08/30 18:34:09 AshGooner: There is a small child crying outside
    08/30 18:34:13 AshGooner: Kill me now
    08/30 18:34:24 Nelon: Kill the child.
    08/30 18:34:27 Nelon: Its easier.
    08/30 18:34:32 AshGooner: Good point
    08/30 18:34:37 Nelon: And your more important to the economy
    08/30 18:34:44 AshGooner: Haha
    08/30 18:34:52 Nelon: xD
    08/30 18:35:04 AshGooner: I want that in the Vent topic
    08/30 18:35:06 Nelon: That kid is leeching of all of us Ash!
    08/30 18:35:18 Nelon: With her...
    08/30 18:35:21 Nelon: Free glasses...
    08/30 18:35:28 Nelon: And free operations...
    08/30 18:35:35 Nelon: Free fillings....
  • GoodEnoughForMe: By the way
    GoodEnoughForMe: I was going to look for deep friend penis but that wasn't work safe
    Cloudenvy: Deep friend penis? D:
    GoodEnoughForMe: For your wall on NT :D
    Cloudenvy: Deep FRIED penis?
    GoodEnoughForMe: Oops
    Cloudenvy: XD
    GoodEnoughForMe: Yeah XD
    GoodEnoughForMe: LOL
    Cloudenvy: My penis is a really deep friend as well.
    GoodEnoughForMe: DEEP FRIEND PENIS
    GoodEnoughForMe: Fucking typos XD
  • NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER

    POWER!
  • D: D: D: D:
  • It's a good thing, Brisby! D:
  • You know, reading through this thread makes me realise how Sloth is such a naughty little rascal. He's become immortalised for randomly violating guys, it would seem...

    Why does that bitch not show herself around my town more often?
  • SelvaPeluda said:
    POWER!

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    .Ethereal. said:
    You know, reading through this thread makes me realise how Sloth is such a naughty little rascal. He's become immortalised for randomly violating guys, it would seem...
    Why does that bitch not show herself around my town more often?

    Huh? I didn't see Sloth in any of those posts.
  • The penis one made me lol
  • Chip said:
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    Huh? I didn't see Sloth in any of those posts.


    It's one of the marked off options in this picture:

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  • 08/24 17:19:35 GoodEnoughForMe: Can girls tell when you come inside them or is it easy to say you did when you really didn't?
    08/24 17:19:51 Cloudenvy: wat
    08/24 17:20:02 Cloudenvy: So ge
    08/24 17:20:02 AshGooner: No, they know
    08/24 17:20:03 Cloudenvy: GE*
    08/24 17:20:18 Cloudenvy: Let me put this waterhose up your bum.
    08/24 17:20:22 Cloudenvy: And spray a little water out.
    08/24 17:20:25 Cloudenvy: Do you think you can feel it?
    08/24 17:20:27 AshGooner: ...
    08/24 17:20:45 AshGooner: Spraying water up your bum is quite nice
  • Here is entire thing if needed:

    AshGooner: I like doughnuts
    AshGooner: I like to got nuts
    AshGooner: go*
    Cloudenvy: That's why you're having a kid.
    Cloudenvy: olololol
    Cloudenvy: Cheap shot?
    AshGooner: I'm not having a kid XD
    Cloudenvy: Sure you aren't.
    GoodEnoughForMe: Can girls tell when you come inside them or is it easy to say you did when you really didn't?
    Cloudenvy: wat
    Cloudenvy: So ge
    AshGooner: No, they know
    Cloudenvy: GE*
    Cloudenvy: Let me put this waterhose up your bum.
    Cloudenvy: And spray a little water out.
    Cloudenvy: Do you think you can feel it?
    AshGooner: ...
    AshGooner: Spraying water up your bum is quite nice
    Winsord: *Posts in Ventrilo thread*
    GoodEnoughForMe: I DON'T KNOW CLOUD
    Cloudenvy: HOW WOULD THEY NOT FEEL IT? XD
    GoodEnoughForMe: I DON'T KNOW IF VAGINAS ARE DIFFERENT OR THE SPRAY IS TOO FAR INSIDE OR SOMETHING
    pinky315: penis
    AshGooner: If I have a shower, I have a cheeky squire to clean and enjoy the feeling
    GoodEnoughForMe: BECAUSE I WAS READING ABOUT THIS ONE GIRL WHO DIDN'T REALIZE IT UNTIL SHE SAW IT DRIPPING OUT IN PUBLIC
    Winsord: Ohai, Pinky
    Cloudenvy: So if I stab you from the inside then you can't feel it? :3
    AshGooner: squirt*
    GoodEnoughForMe: Cloud
    GoodEnoughForMe: I don't know how vaginas work D:
    AshGooner: Usually there is a leak, GE
    Cloudenvy: No, but you should know how humans work XD
    GoodEnoughForMe: y wud i
    pinky315: theres a urethra somewhere in there
    GoodEnoughForMe: Ok, now I know
    pinky315: ..i think
    GoodEnoughForMe: THAT YOU CAN FEEL IT
    AshGooner: Some love juice does leak out
    pinky315: oh hey
    AshGooner: If you ever have sex, have tissues nearby for rapid clean-up
  • I love that how in the end, you all got it wrong. :)
  • Chip said:
    I love that how in the end, you all got it wrong. :)

    Nah man, we're correct!
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    Good times in Ventrilo chat.
  • Cloudenvy said:
    Nah man, we're correct!

    Partially. Yes they feel it but not because of the squirting (that should be blocked by a condom anyway!).
  • Chip said:
    Partially. Yes they feel it but not because of the squirting (that should be blocked by a condom anyway!).

    Are you The Man, man?
  • Cloudenvy said:
    Are you The Man, man?

    ..... What? I don't even know what that is.
  • AshGooner says they can tell and he has sex like 3 times a day I think. But now I can't be sure!

    Chip said:
    Partially. Yes they feel it but not because of the squirting (that should be blocked by a condom anyway!).


    How do they tell then? D:
  • GoodEnoughForMe said:
    How do they tell then? D:

    They can feel the throbbing and stiffening of the dudes dick when he ejaculates, or so I'm told.

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