Being a chauvinist asshat

[GoodEnoughForMe]

since when is 'probably' stating a fact? it's very clearly there, I'm more than 'probably' sure, it's right there before it. I don't know how you didn't see it man. Try reading these replys with a calm, clear mind please.

How is your post not definitive?

"well if you take physical damage = to mental damage than yes, women are probably 99% of the offenders when it comes to mental attacks. in fact many rape occasions are probably in response to a female 'raping' some poor unsuspecting dude's mind."

How am I supposed to take that? You are stating it as if it happens. Even if it's not a definitive, it's still a ridiculous statement to make. You can't just make up statistics. A percentage is not an opinion.

[quahgg]

Heh.

[Gonzo]

Heh.

I think it's time, party people, to remember what life is really about:

[Brisby]

What the fuck did you people do to the thread! I woke up this morning looking forward to a fun-filled day of trollbait-fuelled sexist hijinks with Birby and discover we're now talking about Googled statistics and pedo-rape. Woah! Fun times!

Fuck you guys.

Dun look at me, I came into the thread now and found it filled to overflowing with so much fail that the only way to solve it now would be to nuke this infuriating flustercluck from fucking orbit.

[knowname]

How is your post not definitive?

"well if you take physical damage = to mental damage than yes, women are probably 99% of the offenders when it comes to mental attacks. in fact many rape occasions are probably in response to a female 'raping' some poor unsuspecting dude's mind."

How am I supposed to take that? You are stating it as if it happens. Even if it's not a definitive, it's still a ridiculous statement to make. You can't just make up statistics. A percentage is not an opinion.

OK I won't use a percentage wise guy lol than what should I use? MANY cases of mental abuse are, in my experience, done by females. God you never saw somebody use a percentage in an opinionated sentence?

IMO in the battle of the sexes there are no winners, we are all humans and humans will always be fallable.

[vowel]

with 99% of the offenders being male

Without looking it up, but from memory of when I've looked it up in the past. Males account for over 80% of all criminals in prison. With most of that being violent crimes, against anyone, not just women. What this statement says is that males are more likely to commit crime as a whole. Not that it's anything to do with equal rights or a male dominated society.. I really fail to see how rape or any other serious crimes can come down to equal rights when you're looking at the crimes as a whole and not individual cases.

[Dr Flibble]

Heh.

Seems 2 people (3 if you include whoever made the picture) don't understand what "Off Topic" actually means.

You see, you can go off topic in Off Topic. Like if I came here and made a thread about peanuts and you started writing about hedgehogs. Head explode, huh? Off Topic does not mean you can go into any thread you like and talk about whatever you like. If you were a current or former member of the Mod Team and didn't realise that it would be terribly embarrassing if that got out.....

oh....

[quahgg]

I think I found a bag of butt hurt around here with your name on it. This was the same when I was a mod as well, you don't dictate your own thread, you can try; but it's not up to you where the conversation goes. Jeez for someone who was upset at the serious tone you sure got cranky when it went back to jokes.

[Dr Flibble]

I think I found a bag of butt hurt around here with your name on it. This was the same when I was a mod as well, you don't dictate your own thread, you can try; but it's not up to you where the conversation goes. Jeez for someone who was upset at the serious tone you sure got cranky when it went back to jokes.

Do you really think I'm upset? Do I need more of these → just to let you know I'm still happy? I don't care if a thread goes off topic. I've derailed enough of them myself in my time that I can hardly cry foul after all. It was a light-hearted thread that was looking like it was going to give me some time to banter with the lovely Brisby, and the Fun Police came along and ruined all my virtual fantasies. You can't bring the fun back after pedo-rape gets dragged out for a flogging. At least, it's beyond my talents. If bringing the funnies back to the thread was your intention then I implore you to Google harder.

Put away the bag of butt hurt, and bring out the bag of blue balls. Then we can talk.

And one more just for good measure:

[quahgg]

Wow my apologies. Yes, the smilies helped loads. I found much mire joy in that post =P