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Top 3 Milfs in gaming

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RichtheChef
on 09-16-2011 at 05:48 AM (2939 Views)
Starting to write weekly articles. This week It'll be top 3 MILFs in gaming. If you don't know what a MILF is then go look it up on wikipedia (and its not the militant Islamist group located in the southern Philippines FYI). If i'm honset this was inspired by Epke more than anything else. Conditions for the top 3 are...
  • They have to be humanistic. No furries allowed ! (no sonic characters you creeps!)
  • They have to have given birth too someone. (So no Ivy from Soul calibur )
  • They have to be from a game, no using movie tie in game characters or people from other media (no posion Ivy from Batman:AA)

3. Mad Moxxi (Borderlands)

While scouring the wastelands for loot you may come across arenas made by this crazed lover who is setting out to find her 4th husband.With her massive set of megaphones and years of surviving in the harsh planet of Pandora i'm sure she could teach you a thing or two. Her son is the mechanic extraordinaire Scooter, who asks you kindly to "not have a shot at ma mommas girl parts".

2. Bayonetta (Bayonetta)

No Idea what that picture is all about but yea, Bayonetta. Flexable witch working the whole librarian image and mystic hair that can turn into just about anything. But then you say to yourself "I'm sure I've seen that face before. Why does she look so familiar?" then it dawns on you, Bayonetta kinda looks like Sarah Palin. aaaarrrggg.


1.C. Viper (Street Fighter)

With her work-a-holic attitude she must have some stress to work out. No nonsense Crimson Viper is based on one of the most famous real life milfs, Angelina Jolie. This is what they call in the wrestling community a "pop".
Barrated from the wiki "Pops involving the mentioning of a very popular or very unlikable wrestler is known as a "name pop"
". Yes, barret is a verb now.

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  1. Slixshot's Avatar
    Slixshot - 09-16-2011 07:45 AM
    lol... you chose some good ones Rich.
  2. XxBarretxX's Avatar
    XxBarretxX - 09-16-2011 09:13 AM
    "Yes, barret is a verb now"

    Yayayayayaya!
  3. monochromaticx's Avatar
    monochromaticx - 09-16-2011 02:43 PM
    Hold on!...Viper is based off of Angelina Jolie???
  4. tallchick's Avatar
    tallchick - 09-16-2011 03:48 PM
    I can't remember who it was that said glasses weren't hot. But... Two out of a top three ain't bad.
  5. Chip's Avatar
    Chip - 09-16-2011 04:02 PM
    No Mono. And I agree with Moxxi, the other two not so much.
  6. BlasianBytch's Avatar
    BlasianBytch - 09-16-2011 04:33 PM
    I don't think any of the women listed are mothers...so they can't be Milfs.
  7. Chip's Avatar
    Chip - 09-16-2011 05:04 PM
    Moxxi and C.Viper are noted mothers, not sure about Bayonetta.
  8. Fandango's Avatar
    Fandango - 09-16-2011 05:18 PM
    Matriarch Benezia: blue, sexy voice, open to suggestion and the best boobs in video game history!
  9. RichtheChef's Avatar
    RichtheChef - 09-16-2011 05:25 PM


    ok, maybe not based on her but there is too much of a similarity to be coincidental for me.
  10. XxBarretxX's Avatar
    XxBarretxX - 09-16-2011 09:51 PM
    C.Viper is based of SNK characters :P
    She looks like she should be in a KoF game.
  11. XxBarretxX's Avatar
    XxBarretxX - 09-16-2011 09:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Chip
    Moxxi and C.Viper are noted mothers, not sure about Bayonetta.
    She has a kid in teh game.
  12. The Gravehound's Avatar
    The Gravehound - 09-17-2011 04:05 AM
    Hmmmm, after trying to think of some more i cant find any whom could possibly come under the heading of MILF.

    That said i guess the three you have are pretty much the best you can find, big chested, long hair and long legs? Yes please :P
  13. Epke's Avatar
    Epke - 09-17-2011 05:04 AM
    uhm one of the bosses in Dante's Inferno? she shoots babies, does that count?
  14. Chip's Avatar
    Chip - 09-17-2011 07:18 AM
    Of course this would be the blog post with the most replies on all of NoobToob.
  15. .Ethereal.'s Avatar
    .Ethereal. - 09-17-2011 08:14 AM
    The only thing MILF makes me think of is that "Stacey's Mum" song. Perhaps that's where this all started.

    Hmmm....
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