Top 3 Milfs in gaming
byon 09-16-2011 at 05:48 AM (2939 Views)
Starting to write weekly articles. This week It'll be top 3 MILFs in gaming. If you don't know what a MILF is then go look it up on wikipedia (and its not the militant Islamist group located in the southern Philippines FYI). If i'm honset this was inspired by Epke more than anything else. Conditions for the top 3 are...
- They have to be humanistic. No furries allowed ! (no sonic characters you creeps!)
- They have to have given birth too someone. (So no Ivy from Soul calibur )
- They have to be from a game, no using movie tie in game characters or people from other media (no posion Ivy from Batman:AA)
3. Mad Moxxi (Borderlands)
While scouring the wastelands for loot you may come across arenas made by this crazed lover who is setting out to find her 4th husband.With her massive set of megaphones and years of surviving in the harsh planet of Pandora i'm sure she could teach you a thing or two. Her son is the mechanic extraordinaire Scooter, who asks you kindly to "not have a shot at ma mommas girl parts".
2. Bayonetta (Bayonetta)
No Idea what that picture is all about but yea, Bayonetta. Flexable witch working the whole librarian image and mystic hair that can turn into just about anything. But then you say to yourself "I'm sure I've seen that face before. Why does she look so familiar?" then it dawns on you, Bayonetta kinda looks like Sarah Palin. aaaarrrggg.
1.C. Viper (Street Fighter)
With her work-a-holic attitude she must have some stress to work out. No nonsense Crimson Viper is based on one of the most famous real life milfs, Angelina Jolie. This is what they call in the wrestling community a "pop".
Barrated from the wiki "Pops involving the mentioning of a very popular or very unlikable wrestler is known as a "name pop"
". Yes, barret is a verb now.